Barbie orgies and Xmas songs

Over Easter I buckled under pressure to buy a selection of barbies and action men from a charity shop (a bargain at 25p each). The children, sensing they a rejects because they did not come in packaging that takes atleast an hour to undo, are playing with the new toys in the bath. This is fine and it does keep them entertained for quite some time while I (ssshhhhh) watch Home & Away in the bedroom. However the sight after the water has been drained from the bath is a sight and one that makes me giggle nightly – the long legged Barbies end up in all sorts of compromising positions with each other and their hunky action men folk. It really is an orgy to make the mind boggle – only a Barbie could get into those positions, surely?

And Lucy has discovered Alice’s tape player. And her tunes of choice are the Xmas ones – so Lucy can be found in her bedroom after playgroup dancing around to Jingle Bells and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. I love my house – plenty of dull moments, splattered with memorable and funny ones :-)